Dear Walkers
It has been some time since I wrote one of my letters to crisp manufacturers and feel that a new one is long overdue. So without further delay, I have today crafted this masterpiece to my friends at Walkers, a copy of which I trust you will enjoy. Consumer Services Department FREEPOST LE4 918 Leicester LE4 5ZY Tuesday 8th October 2013 Subject: Meaty Multipacks Dear Walkers, It has been some time since I have had an opportunity to write to you regarding my exciting adventures in the world of crisps. Unfortunately I had to resign my position with the CTBBOFOC (Campaign to bring back old flavours of crisps) due to a clash of interests with an exciting new role I have taken on in the food industry. More of that later. However, I am assured by my erstwhile colleague, Gerald Mincen, that he will be able to handle things in my absence. You will recall, or possibly not recall as it was a long time ago, from previous correspondence that I was most upset when the Beef 'n' ...